Omega Glove 19-20

You eat ketchup and saltine sandwiches for lunch, surf on more couches than you care to remember, and have a jacket that's mostly made of tape, so the Dakine Omega Glove is right up your alley. Don't let the low cost fool you: the Omega rocks a DK Dry waterproof membrane, soft fleece lining, and synthetic insulation to keep your mitts warm and dry. It also has a nose-wipe thumb panel and touchscreen-compatible fingertips to keep your nose snot-free and selfie game on point.